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White people: Well... My dad's cousin uncle's son was attacked by a group of Black guys once that's why I don't really trust Blacks/PoC I am not racist or anything. PoC: Well... White people killed, enslaved and colonized PoC for centuries and still benefit from it. That's why I don't trust white people. White People: OMG! How can you generalize a whole race? I am not responsible for what my ancestors did. You're so racist. PoC: ........
Me to boy: Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
Little Boy: I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
Boy's Mom: Are you buying those for your little brother?"
Me: No, it's for me, for college.
Mom *looking at me weird*: But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
Me: Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Me: Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!
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